1. antiblossom:

    Tchaikovsky - Waltz of the Flowers 

    and I would smile until my face hurt

    (Source: iseebythesun, via leonapumpkin)


  3. panicacidide:

    Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

    (via leonapumpkin)


  4. How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

    1. *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
    2. Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
    3. Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
    4. Man: I never filled out an application.
    5. Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
    6. Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
    7. Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
    8. Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
    9. Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
    10. Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
    11. Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
    12. Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
    13. Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
    14. Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
    15. Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
    16. Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
    17. Employee:
    18. Man:
    19. Employee:
    20. Man: Fuck you, slut.
  5. smilestoinspire:

    This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

    (via vampmissedith)

  6. assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    these two are gonna kill me

    (Source: spncastdaily, via vampmissedith)

  7. hawxkeye:

    fifty favorite fictional characters 
    ↳ 1. James Wilson (House MD)

    I lied. I’ve been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved, a year ago. It’s a little experiment, you know, to see where you draw the line.

    (via vampmissedith)

  8. genesects:

    Goomy, Goomy, Goomy, Goomy—

    (via pokemon-global-academy)


  9. vampmissedith:

    Today I subbed a math class in junior high and before I could even open my mouth to explain what we were doing today, some boy goes; “Why should we do anything in class today? We’re never going to use this in real life.”

    And I was like; “Do you wanna learn to drive? Well then you’ll need math so…

  10. prrb:

    please turn on the audio for this

    (via darecrow)